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- DEI
- Men
- let me die in a trench in peace please
okay, like gen z, this is their problem. They've been seeing images like the image you just showed me their entire lives. They've been seeing it for way too long, like they've seen that image like since they were six years old yeah, but so have we dude.
jonas:I watched people get beheaded when I was fucking like eight yeah but beheaded beheaded.
deak:So we have a different type of like. We have a okay like. Here's where I think the difference is is it was a little bit harder to watch uh, to watch porn, you know. Because, like when you were a kid, like shit was like the computer was in the the kitchen. My computer was in like right next to the kitchen.
jonas:Yeah, mine was in my dad's office. Yeah, yours was in your dad's office, I've seen yours was in your dad's office.
deak:I've seen that. I've seen that that's a tight corner to whack off to. You couldn't be just Googling porn all the time. And also we were learning computers kind of at the same pace that they were learning computers for a little bit there, For just a little bit in the beginning, like they kind of knew how to pass them we pass them quick, but they knew how to use like browser history and all of this shit so they could like catch you a little bit.
deak:So it was hard. Whereas those kids have had like ipads and shit and stuff that like no one can see them, like they can't be caught seeing videos like that. So all of our videos were videos of like beheading videos, because if your dad saw you watching that you could be like, dad, check this out, you know, and my dad would be like oh, what the fuck? And it's just a guy getting like chainsawed to death. It was like don't watch that, you know. And then that was it, but like it wasn't porn.
jonas:Whereas these kids have been able to see boobs just completely like at any time they want, any time, just I remember, I remember being a kid and, uh, my dad putting a password on the computer because I got in trouble in school and I figured out how to bypass the password in safe mode and just play video games anyways, from, like you know, one in the morning till 4 am. And he caught me one morning or late at night, one night when I was playing, after I had bypassed his password because I didn't want him to know that I had bypassed it. And he sees me in there and he's like how the fuck did you do this? Yeah, and he was so mad.
deak:He was mad that I gamed his system, not even that I was playing video games, yeah, so like I mean that explains your autism, right like your autism is the type of autism that's like really into video games, and so you're, you're a little bit. You know you're a little bit disabled.
deak:I just want to win whereas these kids seeing tits, since they were like eight years old, just every day, just thousands of tits, like the thing you just sent me, a disgusting woman, I mean just horrific, boom right in your face and then you wonder. Then you wonder why they're all gay.
deak:I don't think they're gay, I think they're like mcjagger, desensitized yeah, they're mcjagger like the same way that rock stars see so much pussy that by the end of it they're like dude, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna suck a cock and like well, I don't know if that's kind of gay, but it's mostly because you saw so much pussy. And they all dress like rock stars. They're wearing fucking fingernail paint, they got long baggy clothes. They literally have become rock star androgynous from seeing so much pussy.
jonas:I don't know where you're getting this. Some of this, though, because I remember, like a lot of my friends, like wanted psps for christmas so that they could watch porn, because, like, psp was like the first yep psps were in that sweet spot where it was like before smartphones, yep, but like you could get on the internet yep and I I remember so many kids like psps at a certain point, like early high school, late middle school. We're just like porn watching devices, Like no one even played games.
deak:I think that's something Cause I had a PSP and my mother listens to this podcast, and that's not what I used it for I only use it for video games but I think that there was like a an age of innocence, when we were first discovering like online porn and like devices like that, where it just it hadn't reached its full Zenith. Now, Like, the stuff that's out there now is so hypercharged, so dialed in that they just got like these kids got nothing for it. Dude, they're eight years old and they are seeing the best pair of tits they're ever gonna see. They're never gonna see a better pair of tits. You know what I mean.
deak:Like you're the first pair of tits do you remember your first pair of tits? My first pair of tits was from woodbridge, virginia.
jonas:It was only uphill from there yeah, I think, like my first, I would say handful of tits that I saw. They're like not even tits, or you're in like that pre-puberty stage. You don't see a good pair of tits till you're like you know that's illegal, bro.
deak:What?
jonas:what do you mean?
deak:I was also that age okay well, you have to specify that you can't just be going on a recording device.
jonas:I was 30 when I was in 10th grade.
deak:My bad, yeah, I mean you can't just be going on a recording device and be like dude. I used to see prepubescent tits all the time.
jonas:I don't, I, you know, I I'm like, I think I'm so brainwashed by, like, the current media landscape that, like I can't tell if, like, cause, all the people that I would listen to and follow are like the woke shit's over. Uh, every company that's done dei initiatives has either closed them down or moved away from them, like that's what, like all of my media. Yes, yes but then, but then, like if I go out in public no, and I know and I say some shit about immigrants.
jonas:everybody, everybody looks at me like I'm some sort of Austrian painter and in reality I'm not, I'm just trying to say what my media says. It's like people get to parrot their media all the time. Why can't I parrot my media?
jonas:Because your media is mostly about how you couldn't fit that many people on trains well, no 90 of your media is like yeah, you would notice the smokestacks okay, all right, that's not your dog listening a little too hard here, all right, I, I don't. I don't want to make that out to be my media.
deak:All I'm saying is oh well, I'm sorry, that's just the only thing you send me.
jonas:No, there's just, there's stuff out there. That'll make you question. That mostly what I'm talking about is like the woke stuff.
deak:Yeah, it's the LA fires. No, I'm with you.
jonas:I've been talking about it on stage Like Walmart and all these big companies have closed their DEI initiative programs. Like I mean, if they do that, but then I can't be like.
deak:Which it's like hey, Walmart, you don't need to do a DEI initiative, Go into Walmart at any time and there is nothing but diversity and every single person.
jonas:Yeah, these companies don't believe in it.
deak:This is the problem is that every single person in the walmart, regardless of the diversity and the equity and the inclusion, walmart's got every type of person and they're all doing bad. They've got every color, every creed, every ethnicity and they're all doing really poorly, like things are not going well. They've all got a limp and they've all got a cane.
jonas:They don't believe in it. They just think that it'll make them more money.
deak:It's like I know it's not that, it's the diversity in the commercials. For some of these companies it feels like they're not on the same page with what's actually happening in America. Because you'll go like Wells Fargo's got a commercial right now. Wells Fargo's commercial is like a woman talking to a very diverse group of people, of bankers, and she goes. So I've got a dream and basically the dream is that she's going to have an artist's house out in the mountains with her family and her two kids and they're going to use it as an artist retreat and those bankers are going to help her get it and they're going to help her get that second home with the fucking with the mountain retreat and the mountain home and it's like Wells Fargo that's.
deak:No one has that right now. No one has that right now. No one has that ability. I like, I'm fucking, I'm, I'm faking, I have a bat, I'm skipping the bag tax at harris teeter so that I can afford rent and you're telling me about a fucking artist mountain retreat house. Who is this? For who are you pitching?
jonas:this, for they're completely removed from the society they live in. Yeah, yeah.
deak:So the same thing with walmart is they're like trying to pitch like a diverse inclusion program and it's like no, here's. The problem with walmart is that all the people in your commercials have all their teeth. It's not that you have every single race, it's that every single person in your commercial has dental insurance. Why don't you just walk into a walmart and start fucking filming? Okay, because you've got, you got everybody, dude, you've got indian people, you've got. Okay, because you've got, you got everybody, dude, you've got Indian people, you've got. You know, you've got fucking every type of group of people, you know. You've got black, you've got white, you've got Hindu, you've got Catholic, but no matter what, they don't have all their teeth and they're in pajama pants at noon.
jonas:That's just cause, uh, walmart moves into these towns and and, whether the town is predominantly black, white or whatever, it just eats all their businesses. Yeah, and then all those fucks are just at the walmart instead, like that's right, because I mean because it eats the business.
deak:It doesn't just eat the businesses that you can shop at, it eats the businesses that you can work at so when walmart comes in it doesn't just take away, like all of the businesses that you can work at.
deak:So when Walmart comes in, it doesn't just take away like all of the businesses that you would otherwise choose to enhance, like, choose to patronize, it also takes away every business that you could work at. So now you go to a town and it's like, yeah sure, everything is cheaper because it's atmart and they can afford better prices, but nobody, nobody has enough money to shop anywhere else anyways, because you all work at walmart for ten dollars an hour what's what's weird, too, is like a self-enforcing ecosystem so like if you take walmart for example, those dei initiatives aren't even to appease like their customer base, it's to appease like liberal white women to have like a better opinion of what walmart is.
jonas:You know what I mean.
jonas:Like it's like it's their esg scores it's their esg scores for investment it's for black, but like but like so much of it, like if you, you take it's, these corporations are so like they have such an unquenchable fucking desire to expand that like it's like the NFL is a perfect example scene and they're like oh, we can, we can milk this cow until she's dead and we'll have this whole demographic, even if we alienate our primary demographic, doesn't matter, because we can expand in the interim. Like dei initiatives at walmart are after the exact same thing.
deak:It's like and they're pitching to liberal white woman who would never shop there. They're pitching to liberal white women who only shop at target, like the liberal white women that they're trying to capture are not going to walmart, no matter what. So they're like building a commercial for the liberal white woman, whereas like if they were actually pitching a commercial for the walmart customers. It would be like have you ever needed?
jonas:have you ever needed a pick me?
deak:up after a back alley abortion.
jonas:Have you ever built a pipe bomb drain in your backyard Like? So when your septic tank explodes.
deak:F three, 50 gets stuck in the mud of your own shit from all of your fucking kids and wife and you say say, you know what, I just need a little, pick me up. I'm gonna head down to walmart and get a white monster energy can so that I've got enough energy to scream at my wife tonight just like how football the nfl like.
jonas:Last year do you remember? They came out with that commercial that was like football is for everyone. Football is queer football is gay football. Queer Football is gay, football is trans. Remember that commercial. Yeah, football is gay.
jonas:Okay, so they come out with that commercial. If you look at the commercial from 15 years ago, it's literally like Ray Lewis and James Harrison putting people in the hospital. That's the commercial for the NFL. And now all of those hits would put those people in jail and football is now queer and trans and like we can't wait to cut to taylor swift after travis catches his pass yeah like it's, it's, it's completely uh been turned like every single business is on like the same string, every court, maybe like big corporate they're moving in lockstep together they're in lockstep, dude.
jonas:Alex jones is right, he did have the white papers.
deak:We everyone should have listened yeah, well, your, your favorite thing is queer, your favorite thing is trans, and it's time to get used to it who me? Yeah, everything that you love will be turned queer or trans yeah, I just it's like, it's like that.
jonas:I I've been, I've been trying to think through this in a smart way. You know that shit, I don't understand why that was.
deak:Before we do that, let's not jump off of this one. Why, why? Why did they like? Who is that for? I don't understand like. Why like, like?
jonas:because here's the thing is that, regardless of the expansion thing, man, but there's not that many.
deak:It's that. That's like. Being like football is paraplegic. It's like OK, sure, but there's, there's not that many people with no arms and no legs, like if you're like if you if you came out with a commercial that were like football is quadriplegic, like that's the same level of audience as like football is trans.
jonas:But you're looking at it wrong 's like they're so okay. Same thing with walmart. The nfl is so sure that they can piss and shit and make their primary audience eat dick that they are willing to go attract this one percent increase audience because they know that their primary audience isn't going anywhere I don't think it's for them.
deak:I think it's for 26 year old white women like 26 year old white women love nothing more than not 26 year old white women, but like because I actually don't think gen z is is attached to it as people think it is it's kind of like millennial white women. It's like 31 year old white women, I think they do that shit.
deak:College educated liberal white women yeah right, I think that's for them. I think that's like, which you know. By the way, that's most of the people we know, but I they do like inclusivity, like, because I, like, I, I think what's happening is not. The NFL is not dog whistling to trans people. The NFL is dog whistling to empathetic people. It's like it's reaching out and saying we have empathy for all of these groups of people too, and you also have empathy for all of those groups of people.
jonas:So shouldn't you want to?
deak:yes, we're the same, so shouldn't you want to? Yes, we're the same, so shouldn't you want to watch us?
jonas:yeah, whereas, like it has, it's completely detached from the product one. There's none of those people in the league. And then, on top of that, like they're, they're, it's an exponential growth model. So they're just like the taylor swift thing is a perfect example, dude. They're like, how do we get you remember when you were a kid and the women in your family would watch the super bowl on the premise of who's performing at halftime? Like that, that was always a thing in my family growing up. So if you take that in the micro, that they're just how do we apply that phenomenon to the entire season, year-round, and attract all these women that would otherwise not care about our sport? Taylor Swift Every fucking 13 to 25-year-old girl that loves Taylor Swift has, like this added incentive to watch the Chiefs, which is like I mean, mean, they're gonna try to do this in it's because, what? What's happened? Another thing that's happened and I don't know why we're immune to this.
deak:Um you gotta, you gotta finish the one point, because right now it sounds like you're schizophrenic like I'm trying to get what like it. Just it feels like you're just like trauma dumping about football and taylor swift. So what?
jonas:well, yeah well, they took my favorite thing and made it gay. Dude, what do you want me to say? I mean, what's the big?
deak:deal like well, who cares if they put taylor swift on like the commercials for some of the chicks like I don't give a fuck it's well, it's.
jonas:It's not that, it's just that they're. They're just trying to uh expand the audience while alienating the dude, but why is showing taylor swift alienating you? It's not alienating me, it's, it's the, it's the fact that they're attracting that audience.
deak:And then oh, I see what you're saying. So while they attract an audience, audience they have to make the game appropriate for that audience.
jonas:So now people can't get murdered on the field anymore.
deak:Now I think that was happening. Regardless, I see what you're saying. What you're saying is you're mad at the NFL because now your wife wants to watch football with you.
jonas:There's a component of that too.
deak:I think that's what men are upset about. They're like stop showing Taylor Swift, because then she's gonna want to watch with me okay, it's like what's next?
jonas:you're gonna be on the golf course, with me too.
deak:Yeah, exactly like it's now. That's a conspiracy I could get behind. Is that all of these companies? The same way that instagram is now pushing women golf memes and pushing taylor swift in football, it's that they're. All of these companies, by bringing women into all of these traditionally male enclaves, are creating a space where men have no place to go anymore that, that, yeah, there's. You know what I mean.
deak:Like like men, men yeah, now, with women going to, with women going to the military, you can't even go and die in a trench with your boys. You're gonna have to go to the ukraine and trench warfare with like with your girlfriend and she's gonna be sitting there like why are you ignoring me?
jonas:you're gonna be in a trench why, why, why are you ignoring me and you're?
deak:going to be in a trench For some reason. Why are you ignoring me and you're just sitting there like dude? Because we're on watch, shut up.
jonas:And like the thing is is it's not even a conspiracy-based thing. It's the same reason why they fucking had women join the workforce so that they could add to the tax base. It's like it's a capitalist pursuit. It's like they don't want there to be no men and women spaces, exclusive spaces, anymore. They just think that if they can combine all of those spaces they'll just make more money. So it's like it's not even done in a way to like the patriarchy, or dissolve or whatever. It's literally just done so these corporations can make more money. Or or dissolved or whatever. It's literally just done so these corporations can make more money. And all of these fucking people like think that it's. You know, we're dissolving the oppressive boundaries and now you have to fucking hit from the red t's and I have to wait for you to swing 25 yards and it fucking drives me crazy it's like it sounds like one of us is doing a comedy podcast and the other one of us is spiraling All right.
jonas:So I'll tell you. I'll tell you Okay, I haven't been on the show in a while.
deak:I mean one of us is got a lot of pent up anger, and the other one of us is trying to find the funny part of being in a trench with a girl. I can't stop thinking about.
deak:I can't stop thinking about I can't stop thinking about like her legs like her legs being blown off and she's like in a trench and she's like, literally, you're about to make it out of there and you think you're gonna get away. And she's like, seriously, you're gonna leave me right now and then you have to go back and get like captured with her damn it yeah damn it, my, my boy would have just died oh, yeah, my boy would.
deak:He would have told yeah, he would have said go on without the lord's prayer and gone out in a blaze of glory. Yeah, now I. Now I gotta fucking die with you, yeah I don't know.
deak:I think that is like that's two pieces of the internet, like to go back to all the way back to where we were at, is like you're you're right about. Like the two different internets is like because, because even with like the la fires, like like I'll send stuff to the lady and she'll be like oh yeah, the la fires. Dave came over and we were talking about it and they're like oh yeah, the la fires, that was caused by global warming. And then my internet's, like the la fires, was caused by lesbian firefighters and it's just like okay, well, we can't agree on anything in the country at this point, you know like.
jonas:One person's like oh yeah, people starting fire, right, right.
deak:One person's like oh, yeah, homeless people are starting fires. And then the other person's like no, that's chinese al-qaeda. That's not a homeless person, that's actually. That's actually secretly a chinese migrant dressed as a white meth head. And you're like what the fuck is happening right now?
jonas:yeah, well, that's the thing, like I think I think previously. It's like if you go back to you know theronkite days and when media is much more streamlined and you only have a handful of outlets. It's like the CIA's plan, the intelligence agency's plan is like let's control every piece of information that comes out of these outlets and construct a narrative, whereas today the information is so free-flowing that they're like let's pump as much shit as we can from every direction and then they they won't know which is up and down and and where to navigate the space. Like it's, there's there, there's literally too many things. There's that one site, actually that that just came out I can't remember what it's called. Channel five talks about it all the time. It's like it shows like how the left and the right is reporting on any given issue at any given time. You know what I'm talking about it.
jonas:It's I got to get the name for it. I'm sorry listeners, but all 17 of you just look up channel 5 yeah, it's, it's cool because, like you're saying, dude, like it is literally parallel reality, like Like they're completely parallel universes. Yeah.
deak:It's like when you look at those economic data which, like I know for our listeners in Thailand, they have no idea what we're talking about and genuinely, I don't even think most of our listeners in Thailand speak English. I think they actually just listen to this show for like the sounds of our voices.
jonas:It's like for tonal study to just hear us like the vibe. Yeah, for like the sounds of our voices.
deak:It's like for tonal tonal uh study to just hear us, like that's what they get off on. They probably just play it in the background of like a lady boy, uh, like a lady boy tavern, taverna, what would you call that? A lady boy uh?
jonas:set up somewhere in. I'd call that a jizz house. Set up somewhere, what would I call that A jizz house? Yeah, yeah.
deak:They're just in a jizz house and this is just talking to them in the background. But the what the fuck were we just saying? Sorry, somebody called me and I got distracted.
jonas:I don't know, dude, I was starting to speak, fucking Never mind Wingdings.
deak:Oh with the two issues covering it. Whenever they switch presidencies, have you ever seen the data on like? How quickly the like a Republican or a Democrat whenever the opposite president goes in or their president goes in? How quickly they switch their view on the economy Cause like like on day one they're like, oh, the economy's terrible. And then, as soon as the inauguration happens and their president's in charge, they're like, yeah, the economy is actually better. It like completely flip-flops.
jonas:Are you talking about, like corporatists, or are you talking about politicians?
deak:No, I'm talking about like human beings, like like just random sample data, where they're like how do you feel? Like what is your confidence in the economic outlook? Like how bad do you feel like inflation is? And like a Republican, when a Democrat's in office is like, oh, this is the worst it's been in years, like my life is terrible, it's really hard. And then the moment a republican gets in office, they're like yeah, you know what the economy's like looking a little better. I think things are going better. Yeah, and nothing's changed. Nothing's changed, it's just who's in office has changed so now they feel better.
deak:Yeah, it's the difference of a day. How could the economy possibly have changed? Yeah, no matter, no matter, no matter who's in charge, we're adding $1 trillion to the deficit every 100 days.
jonas:I will say, though, like well, two things I mean from the corporatist perspective of what you're talking about like Zuckerberg literally went on like a podcast tour of being like hey, I have new hair and a tan and I'm really not.
deak:Not like the censorship guy anymore. Yeah, like because he knew the cia made me do that.
jonas:Yeah, it's crazy democrats and the cia made me censor you guys I'm really actually a chad, so like don't worry about it.
deak:I'm actually like a really chill dude I do, uh, I do jujitsu and I go surfing and I'm totally normal, like nobody thinks I walked out with volkanovski when he fought Islam and got kicked in the head. I'm kind of a cool guy yeah, I'm actually coming on Rogan so that I can talk about UFC fighting. I'm actually like really cool.
jonas:Did you see him like try to talk about bow hunting and Joe's like too autistic to let him like bullshit. Did you see that clip? No it's so good. He like starts, he like says like I think bow hunting's like the most pure form of hunting. And then joe's like, oh, really, like you bow hunted? And he's like, yeah, oh yeah, I could kill. Like he's like what kind of bow do you use? And he's like I don't know, I don't know I was.
deak:I'll be honest, I didn't bow hunt do you know anything? I'll be honest, I didn't bow hunt, I was actually an oculus. But like real deal though, like when you're a guy that that is that rich, he probably doesn't know the brand, probably somebody handed him a bow and then like yeah because here's the thing that they do down here that I know.
deak:Um, there's the, the dents and the decaders who are like I've talked about it on the podcast before. They're like these families that have lived in like Stafford and Dumfries for fucking damn near 400 years. So they're like inbred river people, you know. They're like the people who used to run, like river way stations what.
jonas:Who fought the wars?
deak:Yeah, Well no, these are more like the type of rednecks that will fight the military. The dents got in trouble because Quantico eminent domained them and took a bunch of their land and there's a bar down here called Tim's River Shore and there was a couple Marines drinking back there and the dents murdered them and hid them in the woods. So they're more like that type of people.
deak:They're not like we fight they're not like we fight the government type of people, like we fight for the government people, they're more like we'll kill the government type of people and uh, gotta respect it. But they I've gone hunting uh with the decaders before and what they do is, uh, they have like a boat out there and they'll take you uh like into the boat. They've got duck blinds so you don't have to be like. You can be out on the water in the duck blinds and then like inside of the boat is like you know that you go into like the hole and you can drink coffee and shit.
deak:Because they like take rich people out there and if like no one's, if they're not seeing any ducks and it's like real rich people who want to shoot shit, they'll go and get ducks where they have the wings clipped and put them in like a giant water balloon catapult from like another side of the hill and then the the rich people will yell, pull and they'll just these fucking hillbillies will just launch a fucking duck with its wings clipped out of the woods into like into the lake so that the rich people can shoot it. But the duck's still alive. It just can't fly really well and they're telling us about it like they just like miss the shot, like over and over again, like, and then they just like it lands in the water and the duck can't fucking fly away and they just have to go up and shoot it.
jonas:It's crazy.
deak:That is how rich people hunt, so I understand how you end up there. Yeah, I mean which at that point like don't even shoot a duck, just fill up a water balloon with blood.
jonas:That's what I was gonna say like just go shoot skeet, like why are you? Yeah, well, well, rich people have like this. It always feels to me. I mean, maybe this is like portrayed in media this way, which is why I think this, but like the rich people have like such a murderous streak after like a certain amount of yeah, yeah after an amount of generational wealth. They want to like strangle newborn puppies or something.
deak:Yeah, they want to fuck newborn babies and they want to strangle newborn puppies.
jonas:It's like what is like.
deak:You just get to a certain point where you become an actual vampire. You're like, you're like a kid fucking murderer like that, like that is. That is the end of every rich person's cycle is that you join some sort of like owl. It's always an owl worshiping blood cult. It's net, there's always an owl involved, or a goat or a goat. True, there is a goat. Dude, I did uh. I told you. I don't know if I told you this, but I did uh. I performed at one of the, the grand masonic lodges yeah, so I was
deak:on dude. I performed like, literally under the eye of the anubis. Like I dude. I have this ritual. It's like a very like catholic thing that I do, like beforehand, and I'll just say that it wouldn't work.
deak:When I was in the masonic lot like eight like I was like flipping a coin to god and the coin came up the wrong way, like no bullshit, 27 times in a row and I was like what are the odds of that? What are the odds of like 27 times? It won't go the right way. I was like damn dude, there's like a power in here that's working against god. It was fucking nuts, dude.
deak:And like all of the laughter you could feel them kind because I kept being like, uh, there was like this chair that uh and I was like I kind of want to sit in this chair and like a bunch of the uh grand masons were like sitting it, sitting it, and I was like no, I'm afraid if I sit in it, like bands will come out and lock my arms and legs to this chair and then dick cheney will come out of the back and start sucking my dick. It's like I'm afraid, like everything I touch on here is gonna like summon donald rumsfeld to like just come out and start drinking blood out of my neck do you think that?
jonas:um, what's it called? I mean, have you been watching the? The all like the Trump stuff? Um, we're like he's like yesterday he signed that JFK uh, mlk uh and RFK's dad's like disclosure executive order. Do you see that? Mm.
deak:Well, what's gonna happen? I mean, tell me about it, what's gonna happen if they do that.
jonas:They're just they're, they're required.
jonas:The cia and the fbi are required to release unredacted files of all the shit they have on the, on the topic oh, okay, okay so they're gonna have to, they're gonna blow it wide open yeah, uh, and what's crazy is like he starts talking about how cheney and a bunch of other people don't want this disclosed. Oh yeah, no shit. He's talking like super fucking casually and like I'm the fucking man about it, and while he's doing it, it's like I was watching this and I was getting like a hey man, chill out.
deak:Yeah yeah you can feel like the energy in the room shift yeah, dude, you can feel.
deak:Even the people interviewing him were like um, okay, sir, that's how I felt in the masonic temple because, like, at one point you could feel like when I they literally told me beforehand, they were like don't talk about like the grand masons, don't talk about the masonic temple. And then, like, as soon as I walked up there, I was like I'm, I'm performing on an altar to Anubis. I have to bring it up. Like what do you mean? I can't talk about it.
deak:But at the end of it I talked to the guys and like I, I think they were just autistic, like they weren't, like it wasn't like a cool secret society, like on the surface, at least on the surface. Like they would be, like I could tell you about it, but I'd have to kill you, you know, and it's like, oh, you just get off on getting to say that, but really, like, what you guys mainly do is go to different countries and like collect rocks and be like look at this rock from mount kilimanjaro yeah yeah, they just like being.
jonas:But like the, the original masonic traditions, they were all builders. They had like sacred geometry and stuff. Like they were the people that were building the cathedrals yeah, it was um, it was basically a union.
deak:It was like a guild yeah, and then I fucking love a guild.
jonas:Yeah, they like a guild. Yeah, and then I fucking love a guild?
deak:Yeah, they were a guild. And then they became the Illuminati and then everybody said, oh, the Illuminati's fake. And then the Illuminati went to France and started the French Revolution. And then the Illuminati went to Germany and helped Karl Marx and create Das Kapital and then German intelligence All right. German uh worked with the illuminati to start bolshevism in uh in in russia to get them, to get them out of 19, the war in 1918.
deak:But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the illuminati is not real and it's fake. Don't worry about it, it's just a joke, everyone's just kidding. Yeah, the thing, the thing that's weird, they're just kidding when, every time they pop up, there's a revolution in the country that they pop up in. It's just a big bit, it's just a joke we've talked about.
jonas:We've talked about this before, but, like we're hee-hee and we're haha well, do you think that like it's?
jonas:it's like the myths and the fiction that you were exposed to as a kid that provides you later on in life and interest with history, or not? Is that like what? Do you think it is? Because like it's crazy how all you have to do to have a semblance, like some semblance of what's going on in the world, which is why when tucker like meets with putin and Putin starts talking, starts conversation, and like the seven and like year 700. Yeah, it's because it's like, if you have that context and you just follow a through line of history of like cause and effect from even like 250 years ago to today, yeah, it's very like logical to see why things are the way they are, to see the tension points, to see where things are going to tear, to see the tension points, to see where things are going to tear, to see where, like, relationships are going to eventually fail. Like it's amazing to me how most people just have no fucking idea, even like why world war one started, or like what the fucking british, what the war of 1812 was over.
deak:Well, well, okay, I'm confused at what you're cause. Your first question was about like how do you start someone down that path? I do think that you start someone down that path with myth and with uh fiction.
jonas:That's what I'm saying, that's what that's what my teachers, why we care about it.
deak:That's what, like Catholic school, my teachers literally like said that they like that was part of the deal is like. They were like, yeah, we start with like beowulf and we start with, like you know, the, the lion, the witch in the wardrobe, like they start with that type of shit to get you into it to get you to like reading and then, once you like reading, you'll go out and find out the other shit yourself.
deak:It like instills that. That's why I would always send my kid to catholic school, no matter what it's like. These people have been teaching children and fucking them, but mostly teaching them for, like you know, 2 000 years. You know what I mean. Like the dominicans have been teaching since 400 ad one distinct line of nuns of just lesbian catholic women like these little spinsters there's a they know how kids work.
deak:Yeah, they know how kids work, they understand children. So you're not getting like this newfangled, like bullshit that bill gates came up with last week and then sold to a school district where he's like, yeah, we're gonna teach them new math. It's like oh dude, these nuns have been teaching math one way for 1400 years and it's not changing yeah, there's been, yeah, and it's been proven to work.
jonas:There's noble laureates and stuff out of, out of the people that have been taught like by these nuns right, right, I mean I, I just there's a historical tradition yeah, I get that whenever you have somebody like bill gates.
deak:They're trying to get rid of that historical tradition, because the first way you would replace a historical tradition is you just pretend like it doesn't exist and then you can replace it with whatever you want I'm asking I guess I'm asking something else, like I feel, like most people, like, okay, like let's take maps right.
jonas:Like if I see a topographical map of an area, I my brain immediately is like this this is where I want my settlement, this is where, uh, I need to protect from invasion, this is where the supply lines would be created, like blah, blah, blah.
deak:Like that's what my brain does when I see a topographical map that's just all right yeah like I said in the beginning, there's two types of autism. Our autism got influenced because you could only use the computers to do real-time strategy games.
deak:I also, yeah, was building little like little kingdoms, uh, in neverwinter nights, and setting up uh like, okay, here's where I'll set the dragon and here's where I'll put the castle, and then I'll make my character start here and there'll be like a sphinx somewhere over here and there'll be like a giant, fucking shibboleth type spider over here that I have to defeat and then ready go, you know, and then use the hill as advantage. Yeah, that that's our type of autism, whereas, like the kids now, their type of autism is like they've seen tits and like full-fledged I saw no, no bush vaginas, since they were 10 and now they can't talk to women but we saw those tits too, is what I'm saying.
jonas:Yeah, but we did it together that was.
deak:That was one thing that I think really like changes.
jonas:It is like I don't know about like I remember I see like there was kind of a communal aspect to it where you would like go steal your brother's porn.
deak:And then you'd find a kid with a finished basement and you'd be like, dude, we're gonna watch like a porn. You know you wouldn't jack off together because that's gay, but you'd just be like eight straight kids just hard as hell my brother did in a finished basement.
jonas:My brother jerked off with his friends what it's pretty weird, yeah, pretty. I walked in on it once. They were all in different corners of the room.
deak:No, okay, were they facing the corners or were they looking?
jonas:in. They were all. They were all watching the tv and they were in the corner beating off. Yeah, how many kids my brother and two of his friends what were?
deak:what were the demographics? Uh two, two urban gentlemen they were urban gentlemen and your brother see, this really goes to our down low conversation. I mean that that is some shit white kids would never do, brother you can't be off. Like that's gay as hell. It's gross that dude you. That's like how you summon a demon. It's like if you would have had a kid in each corner jerking off into the center, like I'm pretty sure baphomet appears like if you all come at the same time from different corners.
jonas:I'm pretty sure baphomet appears like if you all come at the same time from different corners.
deak:I'm pretty sure the ghost of allister crowley, I think he like pops out of the floor and he's like thank you for summon I I.
jonas:I guess, when you say autism, like and not to, not to lump ourselves in with this ilk, but like you know that all of the great men of history are are fucking concerned with, with myth and geography and history and like you're talking about all the austrian painters like that.
jonas:No, I'm talking about fucking alexander the great and julius caesar and napoleon and all the fucking the dudes that conquered shit. They're all obsessed with where they came from, where they're going, the world they exist in. Like I just I don't understand how well I guess I do. I mean, it's just like sports betting porn. Like if you talk to dudes today like I would say, 99 of my friends, it's, it's sports betting. Uh. Like where are we gonna go get fucked up? And the ones that have kids are like, oh, I'm so, you just need to get away from the life. Or like what like it's like there's no.
jonas:Like you're one of the only people that I talk to about the kevin roots. You know what I mean. Like yeah, like I, I and I don't know why. That is like like what happened to the men that they're just detached from that, like it it feels like it's such a like like in a man's essence to have an interest in those things, you know it's like in this it's like almost in the same vein as being strong or being uh you know reliable. I don't know, I I feel like alexander the like.
deak:I bet there was a lot of people in his army where they just wanted to be like where they were just like. I just need to get away from the war? No, they were like I just need to get away from the wife and he's like well, I have a proposition for you. You want to get to the wife. Uh, if we just walk that way forever, you'll never see her again.
Speaker 3:How does that sound? How does getting away from the wife for about?
deak:13 years sound. So I think what happens is that people come along who really like maps and they take the sports betting people and they go and conquer India. But the problem for us is we're not allowed to conquer India anymore. So we just have to get really into real-time strategy games and taking our podcast to Thailand. Conquer india anymore, so we just have to get really into like real-time strategy games and taking our podcast to thailand yeah, it's such a they've like well, that's like good.
jonas:That goes to like the, the flattening of human experience that they're doing to where, like you can't, you can't, like you can't be, alexander the great anymore. No unless you're some like demonic, vampire, human that wants to, like you know, spray all the fucking crops with glyphosate for extra profit. Like there's no. There's no like ability to you know.
deak:Uh well, even even being a, even doing the sports betting, has gone downhill, because you used to do the sports betting at like a track right Like you know how cool.
deak:I remember going when I was a kid. We would go to Charlestown races and slots and it was out in West Virginia and you'd go like watch the horses, and I have so many good memories from that. We went like on St Patrick's day one time and there was a guy dressed as a leprechaun and, uh, my dad told me he was a leprechaun and I should go up and ask him where his pot of gold is. I was like five and this guy was like the same size as me because he was a leprechaun, and I kept being like, oh, where's your pot of gold? And he was like I'm not a leprechaun. And I was like, no, seriously, where's your pot of gold? And he's like, if you don't get the fuck away from me, I'm gonna fight you. And so this grown man- he should.
deak:He should have blasted you mom well, it turned out, it was just a midget wearing a green shirt and my dad had tricked me and told me it was a leprechaun and I was just going up to this midget in a green shirt being like where's your pot of gold?
deak:guys, like get the fuck away from me, you piece of shit. And so like that is what sports betting used to be. And now you just do it on your phone and you set like a seven leg parlay on, like which one of your kids is going to be trans and which one of your kids is going to be non-binary. It's like like like experience has been flattened both for the general and for the guy who wanted to get away from his wife does that make sense, like do you get what I'm?
jonas:saying, yeah, dude it 100, does it? Also? The sports betting of today versus then has, like this, has like this almost drug addiction type quality where, like, if you're hanging out with someone who sports bets a lot and they don't sports bet on whatever you're watching on that given night, they're like a husk of themselves, like they can't enjoy and they're just like on their phone scrolling and they can't watch sports if they're not better, like it's.
deak:Yeah, I was.
jonas:It's really like I was thinking about that, the other day.
deak:It's like how much of this anxiety shit that we all talk about Like just right now, just right now I don't know about you, but just right now it's been. We've been podding for 45 minutes. I just felt my phone be like check Instagram, Like I just felt my phone be like check instagram, like I just felt it. I felt it in like the back of my mind like a demon dude. It's like we're all possessed by this dopamine. Folks, hold on. What in the fuck was that?
jonas:dude I don't know, but facetime audio is clear as a whistle.
deak:Yeah, facetime audio is actually better. Um, I literally thought that you turned the phone off, uh, so that you could go check instagram like instagram talked out to you and you were like fuck, I gotta go check instagram too you.
jonas:You know how. You know too that that if you ever want to prove to yourself how addicted you are, just uh, delete the app off of your phone, yeah, and then for for 24 hours you'll open your phone and your thumb will naturally just go to where it's at, that instagram button is and try to click it.
deak:Yeah, but that's the same thing for sports betting is like there's just like this dopamine monkey like on your back, just telling you like dude, check instagram, dude, check your parlay. Like it's like our phones yeah have completely sucked us down, dude.
jonas:They sucked all our life force into them, and then and then, when you fucking you know you, you want to take a walk through a park and and eat an apple. It just oh, you're so bored it doesn't do anything for you and that's like one of the. It's honestly if, if you detox the dopamine for a little bit and this isn't a sponsor, this isn't an ad but if, if, uh, you, if you do that like you feel, you feel great afterwards yeah and you can move into other things that you have to do without, like feeling like you're still trapped walking eating the apple.
jonas:Sometimes when I scroll on my phone it's like I'm doing the next thing, but my brain is still trying to process that ukrainian drone strike yeah yeah yeah what that means yeah. So I'm like trapped in the like it keeps you trapped in in the past viewing and like to where you feel like you're in, like anxiety too yeah, you're like in like a second person viewership, like maybe not second.
deak:Well, yeah, like like third person viewership of your life, because you're like kind of living in like the backspace of your head instead of the front face of your head, because you're still trying to get used to all of the shit that just happened.
deak:You need to like detox and like come back to earth, you know what I mean like you just saw so much stuff that your brain is still fucking trying to work its way through, like all of the like. I just saw a horse fuck a guy with its cock and I I saw two women shit in a cup, and and then I saw a guy get blown up by an ac-130 and then your brain's like ah, and then you're going for a walk and you're like I don't know, like where am I?
jonas:And you're supposed to literally be outside, like using your senses, to like, oh, I heard that noise, that's it, that's this type of bird Like you're supposed to be able to do that, yeah, and instead you're worried about shit on the other side of the world. I mean, it's like the saying goes, dude. It's like if the product is free, you're the product, like that.
deak:Damn shorty, that's a good one.
jonas:But that's. That's what's happening.
deak:Yo, you spitting straight, fire now.
jonas:Well, dude, you know the best part facts, yo, the and, and what I've realized this year so far. We're 24 days in and my social media has done everything in its power to radicalize me as as hard as it can? Yeah, and I totally understand bro and I can say for sure that you, if you're going to be radical, if you get radicalized hard, uh, you actually learn a lot of stuff, you. You become disassociated from reality and you become a schizophrenic psychopath riddled with anxiety. But you learn a lot of stuff, you.
Speaker 3:You become disassociated from reality and you become a schizophrenic psychopath riddled with anxiety but you learn a bunch of stuff, that's for sure like the thing is, bro, you gotta make a choice, like the thing is you're not good.
jonas:Do you want to make it like bro? Like what? Are you talking about it's bad senor?
deak:I. I had a customer call me the other day and uh, he was like, and I was like, si, and he was like, and then he started going and I was like, hold on one second, bro, I gotta get somebody who really speaks spanish.
deak:And I just did it in like a spanish accent like I thought I could get by just talking in a spanish accent, in english, and then he started hitting me with like por supuesto, supuesto. And I'm like fuck, I don't know what that means, bro, and I just kept going Claro, claro, and I had to go get one of the one of the people who speak Spanish at my work. I'm like I don't know what this guy's saying. Dude, help me out.
jonas:It's a, I wish, it's, uh, I wish. How crazy would it be. I mean the tech's coming soon where, like we all just have like our airpods, just like translate whatever the person is saying yeah, like that's, yeah, that's, that's the thing.
deak:Okay, that's a good that's a good way to look at it, because, like, that is optimism versus pessimism.
deak:It's like yeah yeah the phones are too much, but also the phones are like uh, the phones, you know a lot of information, yeah there's some cool stuff out there like I uh, yeah, it's really just about how you look at the world, dude, because I I was trying to get in touch with this customer the other day. You ever, you ever talk to somebody where you're like they make you believe in god and they also make you believe that god hates them yeah, you know what like like everything's going so wrong.
deak:It's like there must be a god and that god doesn't like you, like he. Yeah, it was. It's like I think it might be a southern thing where, like people, just start force working against you, yeah like the southern people, will tell you the worst things.
deak:Like just over the phone, this guy I call him, I'm like hey, buddy, like what's going on? Because was trying to like he owes me a bunch of money and I'm trying to get that money, and he was like Matt trying to get you your money. Man, it's just, you know, things are really, they're going wrong for me right now. You know, I told you my dad died and uh, we were doing that work on the house and uh, my step-mom up and sold the place and she didn't pay any of us, she didn't pay any of the workers. So I owe all my contractors and I owe you and she, she, I've been trying to get the money from her, but she up and moved to Colorado with all the money and uh, you know, I I went to the hospital right before Christmas because, uh, I had this blister from when I was working on the house and.
deak:I'm a type two diabetic and it turns out that turns out that they needed to amputate like half my foot. So I I got most of my foot amputated and if that wasn't bad enough, my, my son, who was in community college. He just had to drop out. So yesterday I went to go pick him up from community college and I'll be damned if the tire didn't fall off of the belt, off of my fucking right, off of my truck, and I totaled my truck, drove it right into a ditch. I'm just sitting there like, oh my god, and he's like you know, but the, the lord's watching over me and I'm like man, ask him to stop watching over you.
jonas:You need to stop like ask god to just just ask him to take a break, because it's not working.
deak:And then he goes. And then this is what this is the optimism part. Then he goes, and then this is what this is the optimism part. Then he goes. I had to call my uncle right after this to tell him. The story made me laugh so hard. Then he, he goes. And you know, I'll be honest with you, matt, just think about owing you that money. And I sat in a chair last night for about 30 minutes with a gun in my lap just thinking about doing it and I was like, and I, I was like like buddy, you got a, you got a gun. Man, before you do it, take that gun and go rob a bank and get me my money. Brother, like you got, you got the answer to your problems in your lap. And, dude, that made us both laugh Like so genuine, like such a genuine laugh out of them that I think like he's going to live another day.
deak:And also like I think I just ate it in a bed, it in a crime. Like I was like dude, you've got, you've got the solution to all your problems right there and it could go either way. You could give up or you could take that thing and you could go be your own business.
jonas:You have a business in your hand I wonder if that makes you an accomplice, if you talk someone out of suicide and then they go kill a bunch of people does that mean? Does that mean you're at fault for that? Like, should you have just let them kill themselves? Like, is that in the interest of the public good?
deak:I think that that is when I go into full Gary G mode and I go, I go. I was just trying to tell him he had a business in himself. It's like you know, it's Gary V, but he's, but he's, he's hood Gary V, he's Gary G and he gives you advice. The listeners of the podcast might remember Gary.
jonas:About how to knock over a liquor store. He gives you advice.
deak:Just the way that Gary V tells you that you have a business in yourself, Gary G tells you you got a business in your asshole. You get out on the corner and you start selling that shit. I mean you could get $5. Let somebody fuck you in your ass. Now you got $5. You got a gun in your ass and now you got five dollars. You got a gun in your lap. Take that shit, go hit up that liquor store. That's what gary g tell you.
deak:Got a business in your hands yeah, it's just, it's just gary v from southeast telling you to rob people or to go suck people off I saw.
jonas:I saw a video speaking of southeast dc. I saw a video this morning of this, of this black dude being like dc needs its own goddamn prison. These motherfuckers is crazy out here.
deak:We need people locked up right away yeah and I was like damn dude, well, no, it's because they want they want prisons near, uh, near dc, because what used to happen and I went on like a whole tour of this what used to happen is there was a Lorton prison, which is right near me, where I grew up, and Lorton prison was like this big prison, like out in the country, basically that Teddy Roosevelt built. And so basically what would happen is they would take all the prisoners from DC because it's like a federal city and it's not a state and it had nowhere to put its prisoners. They would take them down to lorton prison and at the lorton prison it was a workhouse, so you would work there and it was like an open field, like no fence, big ass prison. You'd work there and you would like build um, they made all of the milk for all of the dc schools. They built all of the brooms for the dc schools. They built all of the brooms for the dc schools. They built all of the sewer great free labor yeah.
deak:So it was like free labor. But like also, you got to. Well, it wasn't free labor, they paid them minimum wage and so, like they, the, the prisoners got paid. There was one prisoner they told us that had like three times like. They were like kind of like specialized, they'd been in prison for a while and they're getting all of they. They like they got like three times minimum wage and I'm like, bro, that's like a good business model.
deak:Like you don't have to pay for rent. You don't like, if you just go like shank somebody, you could go live in that prison for 10 years, make three times minimum wage. You're not paying for shit, you're not paying for rent, you're not paying for food, you're not paying for housing. And then all of a sudden, dude, you've got fucking like eighty thousand dollars in the bank account because you were down there like milking cows in lorton. And then, dude, and now like I, honestly, that's like a good. Like, why wouldn't you want to do that? Like I don't. I don't understand like this liberal thing of being like no, it's fucking free labor. Like get them away from doing that. It's like dude, if you're in prison, aren't you bored, wouldn't you?
jonas:want to like learn how to make broomsticks. Liberals don't understand in senate like they think that people operate off of, like you know the goodness of their hearts, or or like the, the accumulation of power, or whatever the fuck they think, but it's like every everyone is just least path of resistance. Uh, you know like trying to fucking uh make their lives better in the easiest way possible where the incentives are.
deak:I seem like it would be fun to be at Lorton prison. You, you would go down there and, and and you would literally milk cows and like slaughter hogs.
deak:You got to like cosplay as a farmer for a little bit and the reason they got rid of lorton prison is because they said it wasn't helpful for the prisoners because when they would get out they wouldn't have skills that they could use, because it's like they would go back to dc and they'd be like, well, I know how to milk a cow, and they're like, well, there's no cows here, and so then they would just like go around trying to milk a pigeon and like that wasn't working okay I just I mean fuck it, dude, like I teach them how to be farmers yeah, I mean it's.
jonas:Uh, if you're gonna do that, you almost got to relocate them when they're when they're out okay, well, is that the worst thing ever?
deak:Is to leave the environment that made you go.
jonas:That put them in prison. Yeah, that made you do carjackings.
deak:And then, well, I guess back then it was 1913. So okay, you did a stagecoach robbery and now you stole the rims off of a covered wagon.
jonas:Pretty sick again.
deak:You stole the rims off a covered wagon. You're driving around. Your covered wagon had too much tint on it steal the radio out of the fucking front seat. Yeah, yeah so you did that and then now you get to learn how to be a farmer. It's like that's kind of tight yeah, it's a good trade yep Well we're at an hour. I think we did it Black helicopters.
jonas:Sorry for the cut in the middle. Everybody, yeah, everybody, hang in there. Things are going to get better.
deak:This was easy. I think, this is how we do it. From now on, listeners, you guys can text us. I want to be clear. You guys can text us in the podcast app. Whatever podcast app you're on, you can send us a message. And I think what would be helpful is if you guys start sending us messages on a question that you asked. And if you send us a question, we will answer it live on air.
jonas:Oh shit, Will we.
deak:Maybe, I don't know, depends on the question. I don't know, depends on the question I guess depends on the question.
jonas:You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:I think we're gonna get a lot of uh, dog whistling. That's right, yeah but hey uh like who's your favorite?
jonas:excited to see what you guys got who's your favorite painter? Yeah, something like that. Maybe you know, yeah, who's a hero in history that's painted as a villain? Yeah, yeah, um, but all right, everybody, have a nice day, don't give up is it wrong to say it's not fully six million.
deak:All right, dude, I'm out of here black helicopters.